artist statement

I can't tell if I'm enjoying this.

bio

Writer and artist born, living, and probably dying in Chicago. 

cv

selected bibliography

​Sammi Skolmoski Isn't Crazy About Spaghetti (Vulture, 2019)
Dinnerview: Sammi Skolmoski (Entropy, 2019)
Journey of a Radio Head (San Diego Union-Tribune, 2010)

currently

staff writer @ the onion
toons @ new yorker